Humphrey’s Sicc Rhymes

There once was a lad named Humphrey

Who shat on the side of a tree

From grey to brown

They hosed that shit down

He payed a mighty fine fee

There once was a lad named Bryan

Who routinely had sex with a lion

Never a hurry

Their baby was furry

We should sacrifice that shit like the Mayans

Small and frail little Alice

Yet filled with incredible malice

Just one look your way

The bitch is so cray


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