There once was a lad named Humphrey
Who shat on the side of a tree
From grey to brown
They hosed that shit down
He payed a mighty fine fee
There once was a lad named Bryan
Who routinely had sex with a lion
Never a hurry
Their baby was furry
We should sacrifice that shit like the Mayans
Small and frail little Alice
Yet filled with incredible malice
Just one look your way
The bitch is so cray
phallus