Satire – The Devil's Quill

An Ode to the Oppressed

Dhristi Raval

April 7, 2020

Dear Robbers, I write this letter with my humble intention to relieve and rejoice robbers throughout the nation. For decades, society has marginalized and criticized thieves for simply acting upon their natural human inst...

A New Modest Proposal — John Tondora

August 10, 2019

Prewriting: An address to the baby boomers I have 3 houses, what am I supposed to do? Stop working? I’m only 7 years away from my extra 18 million dollar severance. You can have the job then Social security is such ...

Satirical Article — Ashwath Subramanian

August 10, 2019

SCIENCE President Reveals Earth is Flat, Upending Scientific World Forever 2/4/19, 2:42 am President Trump says “Got ‘em!” to a reporter who looked at his finger circle today, causing the repo...

An Immodest Proposal — Camille Shen

August 10, 2019

The outside world is not the place it once was: it is crawling with psychopaths, serial killers, rapists, and psychopath serial rapists. But even so, some women still have the audacity to walk around on the streets wearing but a sh...

A Modest Proposal For Marginally Increasing Your Social Media Following — Christopher Brinkley

August 10, 2019

I think that it can be agreed upon that those matters which are of life and death are to be taken most seriously, such as whether or not your peers are aware of what you had for lunch, or if they know how astonishing you look w...

A Modest Proposal Parody — Emma Alexis

August 10, 2019

Hiiiii Sisters! Just your typical, basic Gen Z kid here and welcome back to my Youtube channel! I have some MAJOR tea to spill. Not to flex on you or anything, buuttttt I was having a lit juul sesh yesterday and then this middle-...